Doggy Diary - Day 5

Okay. So a day of fun and frivolity must be followed by a day of rest. My new mommy, er, I mean "tsds Dana" and I slept until noon. Literally. And that about sums up the day. I watched as she "cleaned." I don't like the vacuum cleaner. I think it's trying to hurt me. I bite it. Repeatedly. Until my new mommy, er, I mean, Dana yells at me in a loving but stern voice to "get away." The rest of the day goes like so: sleep, watch golf, poop, cage, walk, pee, sleep. Can't wait to see what day 6 holds.